"I have a secret."
Me - “What is it?” You - “Oh, I can’t tell you..” Why the fuck would you tell me that you have a secret if you’re not gonna tell me?
Put a percent in my ask box.
matthewwin: christiansaysthaswhusap: -juicyjon: infamous57: 0% Walking to my toilet, brb. 15% Uh. 30% You’re kinda cute, I guess. 45% Awh. 50% Small crush, nbd. 65% Ok more of a crush, nbd ; I still need to get to know you. 80% I really want to talk to you… 95% Me, you, bed. 100% Will you be mine? http://-juicyjon.tumblr.com/ask ...
I wanna party hard.. Really hard..
What do PillowPets do while you're sleeping?
That awkward moment when your sneeze goes away..
You have to sneeze. But then your sneeze goes away.. Then you’re just like..
I want to receive a lapdance.
Don’t worry, I don’t bite…
You know I'm bored when I start making gifs.
Who's not going to the Tumblr Meetup today?
The middle finger is boring. You need to put more...
paolofosho: This is still going around..?
Life is a beach and I'm just playing in the sand.
Are you fucking me?
foreverpaolo: I always find some way to fuck things up. Shit. Fuck. ASDFJKL;
Oovoo sounds like it could be such a dirty word...
“Baby we’re gonna oovoo all night… hard..”
I fucking hate that I don't get to see you as I...
It feels so good knowing that the smile that you...
Was because of me.
I have really deep thoughts during the day.
But when I get home to post them, I always forget them.
Please reblog this if you have a heart:
benimtekve: youwannafeelthatrush: stopallthismalarkey: thaimonica: itsvegas: wherethefalloutlies: sintactics: REBLOG THIS AND LOOK AT YOUR BLOG. FUCKING DO IT.
The 4th gif in your folder is the face you make...
imonlyshayla: ohitztyler: lovelikenooneswatching: theindiekitty: notquiteyet: ghiottone: xD
I'm so hot..
Lets do the fork in the Garbage Disposal.
Techno/House Music Suggestions?
Nothing overplayed please.